You can't be the Grand Wizard. The Klu Klux Klan has that title copyrighted. You might be a little on the pale side, but you're still not white enough to qualify for that post.:lol: You can still be the Big Wazzoo though.Hey Hey its Grand Wizard not Sikh ... I am the Grand Wizard of NJ We need You .
No. I'm scheduled to be a king in one of my future life times. Not looking forward to it. The last person in my family to hold a royal title got kidnapped and ended up in Jamaica in 1780, and the last politician in the family got assassinated,.... which is why I'm having this conversation with you from the safety of my NJ home.Gets worse every lifetime not better they will always tell you they were kings and queens in their past lives I have never seen anyone that says yeah I was a garbage man before!!
But I'm always nice to you.... I'm a complete angleray: can't you see my horns... I mean halo? anyway, thanks for the offer but its not up to you. I have an in with the big man upstairs. I got connections.As for being as Zorba father I'll see what I can do for you you have to be nice to me :yay:
No. He lives a few town south of here and drives an Audi. Don't remember what his wife drives.... The unimaginary friends who introduced us live here with me. Mostly in the living room..... They said to say hi. You'd really like them. They love rum and cigars, or any fine tobacco products... and sweets. They actually help me to write most of my material that you've been enjoying so much. We're busy working on our next article: "How to dance beautifully even without boobies"!:tongue:please tell your imaginary friend hello, where does he live under your carpet?! :tongue: