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Sita

New member
I LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!! He is my soul mate:redface:
-we have a lot in common.:dance:
Sita
 

Harry

Member
Nothing since last October?? ...And I'm the one that put it in!

Well, okay, let's get it going again. If I put this one in before, sorry about that. :)
 

Shanazel

Super Moderator
Nah, she works for an attorney who procrastinated one too many times and expected her to make up for his lost time.
 

Amulya

Moderator
I got a really stupid belly dancer joke:

How many belly dancers does it take to screw a light bulb in?

One to actually do it and all the rest of the belly dance world to scream they can do it better...
 

Harry

Member
That a great bad one <huh?>, Amulya...

How about this one?

Question: What did the jealous belly dancer say to her drummer boyfriend with the roving eye?

Answer: "Pack up your drum and beat it!"
 

Amulya

Moderator
Another bad one:

for on a car...
"Belly Dancer on Board. Vehicle may shimmy without warning."

To make up for bad jokes:

 
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