Call in the belly dance police... - Page 3

belly_dancer · 11-28-2007, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by lizaj

Well the troupe I belong to is the premier one of its' type in the NW...could that be because we are the ONLY one of its' type?

WTF..no need for any experience..oh sigh..oh why am I not surprised?

Now this is upsetting me and I am too frail a flower to be upset..someone tell me who these people are ....I am intrigued!
Whisper in my ear..are they on You tube..will I have heard of them?

yeah.. really... back to reality... how can we actually do our new found "work" if we have no "secret informers"..
ooh.... & I think shaz should head up our (ariel (spelling??)) "SWAT" (or should I (or CAN I) say "BOB-SLAP") team.........

Zorba · 11-28-2007, 09:47 PM

Oooh! Can I join? After all, I'm the *premier* male Belly Dancer in my town! In fact, I'm the ONLY male Belly Dancer in my town! I might even be the ONLY Belly Dancer period in my (tiny) town!

Can I?, Can I?!!

Mosaic · 11-28-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shanazel

I always wanted to be a trapeze artist. Perhaps the way to start is a good advertising campaign and fliers to be handed out at the next circus that comes to town: "Premier trapeze artists troupe forming: basic aerial experience welcome, but not required. Bring your own rope."

The first performance should be a smashing success. I am perfectly qualified to start this troupe- I once had a tree swing, you know.

I had one of those ( tree swing) - Yay! seems I am also qualified!

Aisha Azar · 11-28-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by belly_dancer

yeah.. really... back to reality... how can we actually do our new found "work" if we have no "secret informers"..
ooh.... & I think shaz should head up our (ariel (spelling??)) "SWAT" (or should I (or CAN I) say "BOB-SLAP") team.........

Dear Belly_dancer,
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The BOB_Slap!! I love this concept!! It could be our main method of both persuasion and interrogation!!!! We could use black gloves or if that doesn't work, we could use a whole sequined gauntlet in colors of our own choosing. If they REALLY refuse to see things our way, then we would break out the beaded fringe shoulder to wrist length sleeve!! I'm getting the vapors just thinking about it!!
Regards,
A'isha

Aniseteph · 11-28-2007, 11:15 PM

YES! what a great idea - the international BDPD administering BOB-SLAPs to the guilty. Or the eBOB-SLAP for virtual felonies like websites peddling self-serving made up drivel, or sleaze. Oh yeah, you know who you are...

Though in the interests of fairness I suppose we'd need a court of some sort to assess the evidence. No lawyers though, any right thinking belly dancer should defend herself/himself

and spend the money on a new costume instead.

belly_dancer · 11-28-2007, 11:55 PM

OMG... am SNORTING my coffee up my nose!!!!!! we are SOOOOOOO sick... I LOVE it!!!!..... oooohhhhh I am mentally picturing which costumes would look good with glove additions (not an accessory I usually wear..... but) hmmmmmmm would be SOOOO much fun to take em off.... & WHACK..... oops I am getting out of hand again!!!!
thanks for cheering up my day!!!

Shanazel · 11-29-2007, 12:12 AM

How about I head up the aerial reconnnaisance team, searching for evil deeds and doers from my tree swing? I appreciate the nomination to Swat team, and while it is hard to resist the temptation of administering Bob Slaps (oh ,that is so good), I am a gentle soul who would probably better be put to work as a scout. I want a scout costume like in the old West, with leather fringe on my bedlah and my cowboy boots encrusted with crystal beadwork. I'd need deerskin gloves with fancy beading, and maybe chaps over my harem pants...

(Oooooh, I think I just made myself dizzy with that description. Gotta go lay down)

Suheir · 11-29-2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Shanazel

How about I head up the aerial reconnnaisance team, searching for evil deeds and doers from my tree swing? I appreciate the nomination to Swat team, and while it is hard to resist the temptation of administering Bob Slaps (oh ,that is so good), I am a gentle soul who would probably better be put to work as a scout. I want a scout costume like in the old West, with leather fringe on my bedlah and my cowboy boots encrusted with crystal beadwork. I'd need deerskin gloves with fancy beading, and maybe chaps over my harem pants...

(Oooooh, I think I just made myself dizzy with that description. Gotta go lay down)

janaki · 11-29-2007, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by A'isha Azar

Dear Belly_dancer,
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! The BOB_Slap!! I love this concept!! It could be our main method of both persuasion and interrogation!!!! We could use black gloves or if that doesn't work, we could use a whole sequined gauntlet in colors of our own choosing. If they REALLY refuse to see things our way, then we would break out the beaded fringe shoulder to wrist length sleeve!! I'm getting the vapors just thinking about it!!
Regards,
A'isha

LMAO!!!!

Just woke up and eating my papaya and I nearly choked myself. We are bellydance obessed sickos. Love it love it.

Shakeelah · 11-29-2007, 02:11 AM

I have got to tell you team, I am sooooo enjoying this thread! Keep up the good work! Now who is the recruitment officer so that I may report for duty?

11-28-2007, 09:47 PM	#22 (permalink)
Zorba Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 861	Oooh! Can I join? After all, I'm the premier male Belly Dancer in my town! In fact, I'm the ONLY male Belly Dancer in my town! I might even be the ONLY Belly Dancer period in my (tiny) town! Can I?, Can I?!! __________________ -Zorba "The Veiled Male" http://www.doubleveil.net "There is nothing sadder than a veil, that is for sale."

11-28-2007, 11:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
Aniseteph V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sussex, England Posts: 1,704	YES! what a great idea - the international BDPD administering BOB-SLAPs to the guilty. Or the eBOB-SLAP for virtual felonies like websites peddling self-serving made up drivel, or sleaze. Oh yeah, you know who you are... Though in the interests of fairness I suppose we'd need a court of some sort to assess the evidence. No lawyers though, any right thinking belly dancer should defend herself/himself and spend the money on a new costume instead.

11-28-2007, 11:55 PM	#26 (permalink)
belly_dancer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: central coast, California Posts: 569	OMG... am SNORTING my coffee up my nose!!!!!! we are SOOOOOOO sick... I LOVE it!!!!..... oooohhhhh I am mentally picturing which costumes would look good with glove additions (not an accessory I usually wear..... but) hmmmmmmm would be SOOOO much fun to take em off.... & WHACK..... oops I am getting out of hand again!!!! thanks for cheering up my day!!!

11-29-2007, 12:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
Shanazel Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rocky Mountains USA Posts: 4,664	How about I head up the aerial reconnnaisance team, searching for evil deeds and doers from my tree swing? I appreciate the nomination to Swat team, and while it is hard to resist the temptation of administering Bob Slaps (oh ,that is so good), I am a gentle soul who would probably better be put to work as a scout. I want a scout costume like in the old West, with leather fringe on my bedlah and my cowboy boots encrusted with crystal beadwork. I'd need deerskin gloves with fancy beading, and maybe chaps over my harem pants... (Oooooh, I think I just made myself dizzy with that description. Gotta go lay down)

11-29-2007, 02:11 AM	#30 (permalink)
Shakeelah Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Auckland, NZ Posts: 57	I have got to tell you team, I am sooooo enjoying this thread! Keep up the good work! Now who is the recruitment officer so that I may report for duty?