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Old 04-07-2008, 08:23 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I shall bring a essence of Merseyside. My class is held in a village on the Mersey estuary.
"Feel the sand between your toes, oh daughters of the Mersey Dunes whilst the tang of salt is between your teeth.
Not for the faint hearted are these classes as the wind whips your veil...made of the canvas from the local yacht marina and learn to swirl the your ropes into fantastical shapes.
I shall reveal how to use your docker's hook to best effect as you chant your footie phrases.
If your search for enlightenment is not in vain , you may come upon the Lost Diamond Our Coleen flung at her desolate swain, Wayne and forever abandoned in the forest of pine.( but that all ended HEA)
Wandering beclad in belly dance finery, who knows you may come upon your own hero of footie field if you WAG your behind as I shall show you.
Dribbled in WKD beverage and a delicate smearing from the kebab shop who could resist you?
Grip tight your fake Chloe bag and adorned in Primark best and learn to Mersey-Belly"
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I shall bring a essence of Merseyside. My class is held in a village on the Mersey estuary.
"Feel the sand between your toes, oh daughters of the Mersey Dunes whilst the tang of salt is between your teeth.
Not for the faint hearted are these classes as the wind whips your veil...made of the canvas from the local yacht marina and learn to swirl the your ropes into fantastical shapes.
I shall reveal how to use your docker's hook to best effect as you chant your footie phrases.
If your search for enlightenment is not in vain , you may come upon the Lost Diamond Our Coleen flung at her desolate swain, Wayne and forever abandoned in the forest of pine.( but that all ended HEA)
Wandering beclad in belly dance finery, who knows you may come upon your own hero of footie field if you WAG your behind as I shall show you.
Dribbled in WKD beverage and a delicate smearing from the kebab shop who could resist you?
Grip tight your fake Chloe bag and adorned in Primark best and learn to Mersey-Belly"
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Old 04-07-2008, 02:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I was a Donovan woman and he's now called Youssef Islam if I am not getting muddled... Now I'm beginning to ramble.....
You are thinking of Cat Stevens, who I always liked very much. He released a new CD some time ago, but it was a bit disappointing.

If you're going to San-Fran-Cisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...

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OMG you guys are hilarious.

I was thinking of joining her class, but i cant find any information on her, plus all her advertising does not have her in it, kind of makes me think she is hiding something. I hope not because it would be a shame if she was putting herself across as a teacher, and does damage to peoples perception of Belly dance.
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Old 04-07-2008, 04:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You are thinking of Cat Stevens, who I always liked very much. He released a new CD some time ago, but it was a bit disappointing.

If you're going to San-Fran-Cisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...
I am indeed I liked 'em both but I don't think our Cat is allowed into the States nowadays!
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Old 04-07-2008, 05:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I shall bring a essence of Merseyside. My class is held in a village on the Mersey estuary.
"Feel the sand between your toes, oh daughters of the Mersey Dunes whilst the tang of salt is between your teeth.
Not for the faint hearted are these classes as the wind whips your veil...made of the canvas from the local yacht marina and learn to swirl the your ropes into fantastical shapes.
I shall reveal how to use your docker's hook to best effect as you chant your footie phrases.
If your search for enlightenment is not in vain , you may come upon the Lost Diamond Our Coleen flung at her desolate swain, Wayne and forever abandoned in the forest of pine.( but that all ended HEA)
Wandering beclad in belly dance finery, who knows you may come upon your own hero of footie field if you WAG your behind as I shall show you.
Dribbled in WKD beverage and a delicate smearing from the kebab shop who could resist you?
Grip tight your fake Chloe bag and adorned in Primark best and learn to Mersey-Belly"


Oooh! Oooh! Can you teach me that traditional dance where you dance round Gerry Marsden and try to get his toupee off with your docker's hook, to "Ferry Cross The Mersey"?
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Oooh! Oooh! Can you teach me that traditional dance where you dance round Gerry Marsden and try to get his toupee off with your docker's hook, to "Ferry Cross The Mersey"?
Did you know that as you go for a sail down the Mersey on the Royal Iris aka the floating chippie, they play "Ferry Cross the Mersey "over the loud speaker ?
Then we could do our Fusion : the Medieval version dressed in brown with cowl hood (suitable for all Renn Faires, don't ya know?)
"Ye Olde Ferrie 'cross ye Mersee" to celebrate the monks' rowing boats down stream of Birkenhead!

Mersey Fusion to Fog Horns or
Lime Street Fusion to Maggie May ( that might be a tad slutty)
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Oh wow, Merseybelly or Virtual marijuana Belly Dance... decisions decisions

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Wandering beclad in belly dance finery, who knows you may come upon your own hero of footie field if you WAG your behind as I shall show you.
Dribbled in WKD beverage and a delicate smearing from the kebab shop who could resist you?
Grip tight your fake Chloe bag and adorned in Primark best and learn to Mersey-Belly"
This clearly indicates some cross-cultural mixing or common () roots, as similar costuming is seen in EssexBelly. Down a few Bacardi Breezers and demonstrate your improvised floor work as you exit the taxi!
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Hahaha Aniseteph...my boyfriend once slid on a patch of ice and I asked if he was OK...he said he was fine, he just did a Turkish drop...

I can't imagine what an 'essence of Duluth' bellydance would be like...freeze your *ss off while you learn to move extraordinarily slowly like the big iron ore ships...feel the horrid wind in your veil if you can hang onto it long enough...do Turkish drops that evoke the feeling of sliding on ice down a very steep hill...channel the essence of rusty vehicles executing balletic movements so they don't slide into the lake...drizzled with what passes for philosophy at the Anchor Bar and getting pooped on by seagulls at Canal Park...invoke the mystery of our city's inexplicable spending on things like a freshwater aquarium hemhorraging money because it's filled with brown fish next to a lake that is also filled with brown fish...

Oriental dance tastes like Top the Tater and smells like smoky bars filled with wannabe philosophers and a surprisingly eclectic music scene?

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Old 04-08-2008, 08:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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This clearly indicates some cross-cultural mixing or common () roots, as similar costuming is seen in EssexBelly. Down a few Bacardi Breezers and demonstrate your improvised floor work as you exit the taxi!
Sans underwear!?
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