Name one really stupid thing you did today - Page 3

gisela · 03-26-2009, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farasha Hanem

Oh, geez, poor Shanazel!

Hope you're all right.

Well, it's finally happened---I had a "wardrobe malfunction" in class last night.

I've got this wonderful tribal coin bra that jingles and jangles, but it's not real great on support. I've worn my black strapless bra underneath, and as far as support goes, it works great, but my ties in the back ride up and down, showing my lingerie bra (to me, that reeks of tacky). So I came up with a "brilliant" idea that I thought would solve my support problem.

At work, I'd bought a pair of those polyurathane/silicone "boobies" that you put inside your bra cups to give you lift and cleavage, and are supposed to "meld" with your skin. Yeah, right. Things went fine for about 20 minutes or so in class, but then when we were practicing our special number we're going to do in a couple of weeks, I felt a "plop" on my foot. I looked down, and saw it was one of my fake boobies.

I wasn't sure at first what to do, so I took my Melodias and hid the offending little contraption, and spent the rest of the dance dancing on top of it. At the end, the teacher came over to correct my moves, then saw the mortified look on my face.

She grew concerned, and asked, "What's wrong, honey?" I then stepped back, and pointed on the floor where my boob was. Then all of us burst out laughing, especially my teacher.

She said, I was wondering why you had that funny look on your face!"

Just call me the Lucille Ball of Bellydance.

I love the "plop" description! I can just imagine it.

maylynn · 03-26-2009, 11:28 AM

Now, this didn't happen to me today, but as one of the stupidest things I've ever done I would like to submit for your consideration the time that I skateboarded over my own hair... The result: YANK! Squeal! Blush. Convulse in laughter.

Shanazel · 03-26-2009, 03:08 PM

!!!!!!! I regularly shut mine in the car door, but have never come close to skating on it. How...????

Reen.Blom · 06-29-2009, 09:20 PM

I tried to brush my teeth with my facescrub instead of toothpase- the tubes look almost identical.... YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now they live on different shelves.......

jenc · 06-29-2009, 09:51 PM

I put Anusol on my toothbrush once - but luckily the smell stopped me!!!!!

eden eyes · 06-29-2009, 10:55 PM

haha this isn't me, but my bestie slammed her boob in the car door one time. she was at the right angle where it just closed right down on it like a crab claw

. she had this big scar and bruise on her cleavage for the longest time.

okay...ummm the other day i did 2 hours of nonstop "Tropic Thunder" (similar to zumba but perhaps more repetitious and cardiovascular and with authentic dancing). then was crippled the next day but did it again anyway...and the next day...and the next day...until i couldn't bend down to put on my shoes

Shanazel · 06-30-2009, 06:42 AM

The stupid thing I did today was allow an attorney's bad mood drive me into a tension related migraine.

Poor me.

adiemus · 06-30-2009, 08:26 AM

Poor you Shanazel.... breathe out, she's not worth it!

I think the worst thing I did today was get up and out of bed. It's reached a whole 7, that's right SEVEN degrees celcius today. Grey skies, and grim horrible winter weather. I do NOT like.

Reen.Blom · 08-04-2009, 01:58 PM

Aweeee. that's cooold..... eeek....

I have loaded the washing machine and forgot the switch in on.... eeekkkk....

alosha · 08-04-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reen.Blom

Aweeee. that's cooold..... eeek....

I have loaded the washing machine and forgot the switch in on.... eeekkkk....

I do that with the dryer ALL the time!

03-26-2009, 11:28 AM	#22 (permalink)
maylynn Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: London Posts: 318	Now, this didn't happen to me today, but as one of the stupidest things I've ever done I would like to submit for your consideration the time that I skateboarded over my own hair... The result: YANK! Squeal! Blush. Convulse in laughter. __________________ http://www.urbanamazon.net

06-29-2009, 09:20 PM	#24 (permalink)
Reen.Blom V.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Between Heaven and Earth Upside Down Posts: 3,586	I tried to brush my teeth with my facescrub instead of toothpase- the tubes look almost identical.... YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now they live on different shelves....... __________________ Join the World Bellydance Day! <<<== Click here

06-30-2009, 08:26 AM	#28 (permalink)
adiemus V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 1,780	Poor you Shanazel.... breathe out, she's not worth it! I think the worst thing I did today was get up and out of bed. It's reached a whole 7, that's right SEVEN degrees celcius today. Grey skies, and grim horrible winter weather. I do NOT like. __________________ I don’t want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. George Balanchine

08-04-2009, 01:58 PM	#29 (permalink)
Reen.Blom V.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Between Heaven and Earth Upside Down Posts: 3,586	Aweeee. that's cooold..... eeek.... I have loaded the washing machine and forgot the switch in on.... eeekkkk.... __________________ Join the World Bellydance Day! <<<== Click here

03-26-2009, 03:08 PM	#23 (permalink)
Shanazel Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rocky Mountains USA Posts: 8,397	!!!!!!! I regularly shut mine in the car door, but have never come close to skating on it. How...????

06-29-2009, 09:51 PM	#25 (permalink)
jenc V.I.P. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Colchester UK Posts: 1,793	I put Anusol on my toothbrush once - but luckily the smell stopped me!!!!!

06-29-2009, 10:55 PM	#26 (permalink)
eden eyes Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: University of West FL; Pensacola, FL Posts: 567	haha this isn't me, but my bestie slammed her boob in the car door one time. she was at the right angle where it just closed right down on it like a crab claw . she had this big scar and bruise on her cleavage for the longest time. okay...ummm the other day i did 2 hours of nonstop "Tropic Thunder" (similar to zumba but perhaps more repetitious and cardiovascular and with authentic dancing). then was crippled the next day but did it again anyway...and the next day...and the next day...until i couldn't bend down to put on my shoes

06-30-2009, 06:42 AM	#27 (permalink)
Shanazel Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rocky Mountains USA Posts: 8,397	The stupid thing I did today was allow an attorney's bad mood drive me into a tension related migraine. Poor me.