Belly dance and religion - Page 17

Tarik Sultan · 01-28-2007, 07:34 AM

Since we are now an official religion, we will have to have our own school run by mean spirited frustrated dancers who were never able to get any gigs. They can make students do floor work on gravel for such offenses as having the slits in their skirts going too high, or dancing to non traditional music, (hey after all we are orthodox). Of course our school will need a name.....how about Our Lady of the Blessed Beladi?

Maria_Aya · 01-28-2007, 10:46 AM

... and the confused person (me) is still wondering... where am I? and why dont i ever visit the Sauna place? (well i cant stand hot and humid same time) but heyyyyyy i wanna join the bellymadness also lol

xoxoxo
You crazynuts lol

Maria Aya

Sara · 01-28-2007, 12:51 PM

I wish there was a belly dance school. Like a real one. Where they were your lessons....

chryssanthi sahar · 01-29-2007, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tarik Sultan

how about Our Lady of the Blessed Beladi?

I would prefer "the school of the Holy Shimmy"

Shanazel · 01-29-2007, 03:49 PM

How about Our Lady of Perpetual Motion?

Sara · 01-29-2007, 05:03 PM

I swear you've all lost it.

Suheir · 01-29-2007, 05:18 PM

I'm going to start selling holy relics - Fifi's hairpieces and Mona's false eyelashes.

Aisha Azar · 01-29-2007, 06:06 PM

Dear Group,
How about "First Church of the Immaculate Undulation"?
I LOVE the idea of the holy relics!!
Regards,
A'isha

Moon · 01-29-2007, 06:15 PM

A pair of enormous zills will start playing when it's time to go to church? Or maybe a huge tabla?

Aisha Azar · 01-29-2007, 06:21 PM

Dear Moon,
HAHAHAHA!! The belly dancer's call to prayer!

We should all be rotting in Hell soon. I am coming back as a cognitive string of rhinestones!!
Regards,
A'isha

01-29-2007, 06:06 PM	#168 (permalink)
Aisha Azar V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest USA Posts: 5,313	Religion Dear Group, How about "First Church of the Immaculate Undulation"? I LOVE the idea of the holy relics!! Regards, A'isha

01-29-2007, 06:21 PM	#170 (permalink)
Aisha Azar V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pacific Northwest USA Posts: 5,313	Religion Dear Moon, HAHAHAHA!! The belly dancer's call to prayer! We should all be rotting in Hell soon. I am coming back as a cognitive string of rhinestones!! Regards, A'isha

01-28-2007, 07:34 AM	#161 (permalink)
Tarik Sultan V.I.P. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Jersey City, New Jersey Posts: 1,787	Since we are now an official religion, we will have to have our own school run by mean spirited frustrated dancers who were never able to get any gigs. They can make students do floor work on gravel for such offenses as having the slits in their skirts going too high, or dancing to non traditional music, (hey after all we are orthodox). Of course our school will need a name.....how about Our Lady of the Blessed Beladi?

01-28-2007, 10:46 AM	#162 (permalink)
Maria_Aya Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Athens, Greece Posts: 2,679	... and the confused person (me) is still wondering... where am I? and why dont i ever visit the Sauna place? (well i cant stand hot and humid same time) but heyyyyyy i wanna join the bellymadness also lol xoxoxo You crazynuts lol Maria Aya

01-28-2007, 12:51 PM	#163 (permalink)
Sara V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wales/Yorkshire Posts: 1,165	I wish there was a belly dance school. Like a real one. Where they were your lessons....

01-29-2007, 03:49 PM	#165 (permalink)
Shanazel Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rocky Mountains USA Posts: 6,236	How about Our Lady of Perpetual Motion?

01-29-2007, 05:03 PM	#166 (permalink)
Sara V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wales/Yorkshire Posts: 1,165	I swear you've all lost it.

01-29-2007, 05:18 PM	#167 (permalink)
Suheir V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Europe - London Posts: 1,227	I'm going to start selling holy relics - Fifi's hairpieces and Mona's false eyelashes.

01-29-2007, 06:15 PM	#169 (permalink)
Moon V.I.P. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: the Netherlands (atm Australia) Posts: 3,730	A pair of enormous zills will start playing when it's time to go to church? Or maybe a huge tabla?