belly_dancer

OH>>>>>>>>MY>>>>>>>>>GOD>>>>>>>!!!!!!!!!!!!(oops, I mean Rimpoche!)
don't check in for a day..... well.....
I have been laughing my A*# off!!!!! (wait... I need that....)
however
I think we need to belong to the "Church of Perpetual Undulation", & we should ALL use our "official" titles.... as in "Glad to meet you, I am Reverend
(your name here) from the Church of Perpetual Undulation" (must ALWAYS be said while performing a full body undulation, down, then back up!)
but we must never turn into a completely organized religion (know what happens to them!!!!), & hey, all the other sects are welcome too.... as long as they identify themselves as such!... heck, if they can have southern baptists, why not Tribal Undulaters, & Fusion Undulators (how DOES one spell that!)... etc. ...as long as they CAN undulate!!... & speaking of heck.... where do we get to undulate when we are dead???
& instead of persecuting other types of dancers, they must be "converted" (& perhaps fed!) I think we need to go into world domination..... shimmy to forgiveness.... except of course, the RTBOOT secret society could take care of those not willing to be converted........
hehehe (evil laugh)........ thanks for the belly laugh!! I needed that!

Suheir

Ha! That's hilarious!

Tarik Sultan

Of course in addition to the RTOBOOT society, well have to have a ultra fanatic terrorist wing willing to die forthe advancement of the cause.

BELLY DANCER BLOWS HERSELF UP AT BIRTHDAY PARTY!...News at 11:00

chryssanthi sahar

Yes, the DDC (Dancer's Death Commando)

...of ballerina

Zorba

Oh my!

Chryssanthi, you slay me!

This conversation reminds me of a VERY similar "parodic religion" back when I was in High School (Pre-history, we had to watch out for the occasional T-Rex on the walk to school - which was, of course, 5 miles uphill barefoot in the snow, both ways!).

There were two groups of students who alternated publishing items in the weekly school newspaper about "Frisbeetarianism", the worshop of Frisbees. They were just having all kinds of fun, (mock-)accusing each other of heresy, blasphemy, etc, etc. It was hysterical!

The school's Christian population wasn't amused. "Its blasphemy" I remember one student telling me.

Even then I was like "Get a freakin' LIFE!"...

-Zorba
"The Veiled Male"
Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

Aisha Azar

Dear Zorba,
When I was a Freshman in high school, a friend of mine and I started a religion called, Oing Boing Bing. We were a cult who practised "Active Meditation".
We would sit in lotus postion for 30 seconds and then roll around the floor in that postion like triagle shaped balls, yelling OOOIINNNGG BOOOIIINNGGG BIIIINNNGGG!!!!!

We did it to annoy her older sister who was going through a rather obsessive metaphysical religious phase which was a compliment to her superiority complex. It was really fun!!

Here's to strange but harmless cults everywhere,
A'isha

belly_dancer

ours was the "anti-socialists"... so all of us who hated other people wouldn't have to party alone..... It got too popular (cheerleaders, football players & otherf "cheerful" types were always trying to crash our parties!).... so the real anti socials had to drop out (of the anti-socialists, not school!.... of course the pathological ones had already dropped out of school!)

chryssanthi sahar

Hey OOOIINNNGG BOOOIIINNGGG BIIIINNNGGGs, Frisbeetarians, Anti-socialists etc... you are the proof of the fact, that humans have a need for religion, doesn't matter what kind of

Sara

Aye, thats true.

Shanazel

...then there was the small group of girls who- er- blossomed early and had underwire bras while our little friends were still hooking their training bras in the front and then turning them around- like it mattered. We called ourselves Boobtists. It was less a religion than an endowment from the goddess.