Old Thread: Major Costume Malfunction - Page 2

Tenica · 08-24-2006, 03:45 PM

Shanazel's short list of what not to wear: Any costume revealing backside cleavage

I laughed out loud hard on that one!

I will never be able to put a skirt on to perform again without double checking for backside cleavage. Still laughing!!!

Tenica

Amulya · 08-25-2006, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanazel

Shanazel's short list of what not to wear:

Nipple tassles
Bicycle shorts (I saw a picture of Dina performing in bicycle shorts and a sports bra- ugh)
Skirt too long (slip and fall disaster waiting to happen, and no one to sue but yourself!)
Uneven skirt hem (for example, three inches longer in the front than in the back- I'm not talking about deliberately slanted or handkerchief hems, but poorly measured hems)
Any bra that lets a dancer silently announce to her audience that she is a bit chilly
Hips bands so low that the audience can tell if the dancer colors the hair on her head
Any costume revealing backside cleavage

This is so funny!

Suhad · 08-25-2006, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanazel

Shanazel's short list of what not to wear:

Hips bands so low that the audience can tell if the dancer colors the hair on her head
Any costume revealing backside cleavage

Saw this!!! Relatively famous dancer performing locally at a fundraising hafla -- shave marks, actually...and she stepped on her skirt so the second also graced us all...

Aniseteph · 08-25-2006, 06:43 PM

:eek:

belly taz · 08-26-2006, 08:03 PM

i must make a note of these...to save myself from embarasment

08-24-2006, 03:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tenica Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Spain Posts: 25	Shanazel's short list of what not to wear: Any costume revealing backside cleavage I laughed out loud hard on that one! I will never be able to put a skirt on to perform again without double checking for backside cleavage. Still laughing!!! Tenica Last edited by Tenica; 08-24-2006 at 03:46 PM. Reason: Correction

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belly taz Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: birmingham,England Posts: 461	i must make a note of these...to save myself from embarasment