Get the Body You've Always Wanted?????

jenc · 04-29-2008, 09:04 AM

I got an email from "The Pink Patch" offering me the body I've always wanted.

wonder if it's a lassoo they send.

goes all misty eyed thinking of men who might be still gorgeous but less able to run away...

Harrison Ford?? He may be over 60 but he's still doing Indianna jones and can almost definately run faster than I can.

Gotta be the lassoo............ Or a man trap....... I could do a Play Misty for Me scenario

Caroline_afifi · 04-29-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jenc

I got an email from "The Pink Patch" offering me the body I've always wanted.

wonder if it's a lassoo they send.

goes all misty eyed thinking of men who might be still gorgeous but less able to run away...

Harrison Ford?? He may be over 60 but he's still doing Indianna jones and can almost definately run faster than I can.

Gotta be the lassoo............ Or a man trap....... I could do a Play Misty for Me scenario

I want to see this, let me know when the tickets go on sale!

Filly · 04-29-2008, 02:26 PM

That's a cute post, JenC!!!

You know, all these 'Instant gratification' gimmicks crack me up sometimes!

There hasn't been ANYTHING that I've found that gives me the body I want (my own) without sweat and much effort!

I've had to change my eating habits, and start exercising in order to achieve the goals. I'm telling you, mid 40's is a tough time to realize it! It took me over a year to get to where I wanted to be.

I do love the way you twisted the email around!!! "Get the body you want...." and you made it out to be the body of a man that you could lasso!!! Too cute!

Aniseteph · 04-29-2008, 07:05 PM

I always liked that Victoria Wood joke about going into The Body Shop and saying "have you got this in a size 12?"

Eshta · 04-29-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Filly

That's a cute post, JenC!!!

You know, all these 'Instant gratification' gimmicks crack me up sometimes!

There hasn't been ANYTHING that I've found that gives me the body I want (my own) without sweat and much effort!

I'm sick of being told my penis is too small

Like I don't have enough body parts to worry about!

Filly · 04-29-2008, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Eshta

I'm sick of being told my penis is too small

Like I don't have enough body parts to worry about!

LMAO!!!! Do you get those random emails that my hubby gets from time to time?

They just show up on our email and they are endorsing the penis pump!! Hubby keeps sayin' he's gonna order one...and I keep sayin' nnooooooo!!!!!!

jenc · 04-30-2008, 07:44 AM

I keep getting ones offering me a bigger.................. I always think chance would be a fine thing11111

Caroline_afifi · 04-30-2008, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Filly

LMAO!!!! Do you get those random emails that my hubby gets from time to time?

They just show up on our email and they are endorsing the penis pump!! Hubby keeps sayin' he's gonna order one...and I keep sayin' nnooooooo!!!!!!

You could always try it on your pet dog... it will keep the burglars away.
Just a suggestion (just dont get arrsted trying it)

Filly · 04-30-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Caroline_afifi

You could always try it on your pet dog... it will keep the burglars away.
Just a suggestion (just dont get arrsted trying it)

LMBO...this made me actually laugh out loud! You are a nut!!!!!

Reen.Blom · 05-05-2008, 07:34 PM

LOL I love the way you put it Jenc, its hilarious!!!

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jenc V.I.P. Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Colchester UK Posts: 1,050	Get the Body You've Always Wanted????? I got an email from "The Pink Patch" offering me the body I've always wanted. wonder if it's a lassoo they send. goes all misty eyed thinking of men who might be still gorgeous but less able to run away... Harrison Ford?? He may be over 60 but he's still doing Indianna jones and can almost definately run faster than I can. Gotta be the lassoo............ Or a man trap....... I could do a Play Misty for Me scenario

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Filly Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 28	That's a cute post, JenC!!! You know, all these 'Instant gratification' gimmicks crack me up sometimes! There hasn't been ANYTHING that I've found that gives me the body I want (my own) without sweat and much effort! I've had to change my eating habits, and start exercising in order to achieve the goals. I'm telling you, mid 40's is a tough time to realize it! It took me over a year to get to where I wanted to be. I do love the way you twisted the email around!!! "Get the body you want...." and you made it out to be the body of a man that you could lasso!!! Too cute! __________________ You don't have to put someone else's light out just to make yours shine!

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