I'm more yer soup in a basket woman but it HAS to be better than Butlins and really I haven't got anything against dart players.
Anyway having just returned from Blackpool where 3 slightly inebriated young Scotsmen threw themselves at our feet at 2am and the hotel porter had trouble trying to explain to an old Scotsman that the clue that their bar was closed was that the place was in total darkness and deserted. Said Scot was still asleep in the foyer as I went down to breakfast next morning.
Yup Frimley park sounds quite classy!
