Originally Posted by lizaj

I shall bring a essence of Merseyside. My class is held in a village on the Mersey estuary.
"Feel the sand between your toes, oh daughters of the Mersey Dunes whilst the tang of salt is between your teeth.
Not for the faint hearted are these classes as the wind whips your veil...made of the canvas from the local yacht marina and learn to swirl the your ropes into fantastical shapes.
I shall reveal how to use your docker's hook to best effect as you chant your footie phrases.
If your search for enlightenment is not in vain , you may come upon the Lost Diamond Our Coleen flung at her desolate swain, Wayne and forever abandoned in the forest of pine.( but that all ended HEA)
Wandering beclad in belly dance finery, who knows you may come upon your own hero of footie field if you WAG your behind as I shall show you.
Dribbled in WKD beverage and a delicate smearing from the kebab shop who could resist you?
Grip tight your fake Chloe bag and adorned in Primark best and learn to Mersey-Belly"