Thanks everyone!
Auntie Crazy! A video, here, of me, shouting 'Tits and Ass' at the top of my lungs would probably get me banned from the bellydance community forever!
I still hope I get Val, though. I know the song by heart now, I can sing it, I almost know the whole monologue. I shouldn't have even looked before they'd decided on which part to give me. Now I'm going to either be elated or totally disappointed.
However, as janaki points out, it will be totally worth it, and more training than my money can buy at this particular juncture.